Your Application Choices

I'm am in no way judging your activities. Nor am I making fun of you. I lie! I sooo am! But whatever! You must be at least a little odd if you count me as a friend! I wouldn't know all this crazy stuff about you and your application choices unless I played the same games, or at the very least because I'm your "neighbor" for the sake of some important, yet unknown benefit. Thanks for all the "gifts" you send me. This is how I totally know you're thinking of me in some quirky, bizarre way. I enjoy the hugs and kisses, the smiles, water gun fights, the fairies and the cheese. I've gotten hammered from all the brew you've sent! I like the quizzes, the Friend FAQ's and the Christmas presents. I just never knew I was buddies with so many farmers, mobsters, chefs, vampires and knights! You island dwelling, kidnapping, roller-coaster building, poker playing, Yoville working, ichthyology enthusiasts! Goodness! You make me smile and raise an eyebrow!! So, I guess what I'm saying is..drive your race cars with enthusiasm! Fling that food with precision! Poke me! I like it. Smack people with your pillows and for the love all that is holy and great....please send Flair and Bumper Stickers, but do NOT post them to my wall! I like to keep some stuff secret! Send me lots and make 'em good!
P.S. Will you join me in Mafia Wars? I need two more people.