Friday, March 4, 2011

Horoscope for the Unfettered Soul

I wish they made daily Horoscopes for happy, carefree people.
I imagine it would read like this:
The sensitive Pisces New Moon influences your 8th House of satisfaction, making you less than able to pretend enjoyment in the status quo. People that do not match your level of intensity may chafe your happiness and cause an uncomfortable mental rash.

Some lingering issues with laugh induced drooling are bound to be popping up today. Just try not snort or cackle. There should be an opportunity for singing and spinning in circles but watch out for burs whilst you roll around in the daisy patch.

Your intuition will be right on as usual. You should make sure to fully explore any opportunities that will be crossing your path. Frivolity awaits. Indeed it will likely be pounding upon your door. Fling it open and embrace it.

There will be quite a few obligations and responsibilities for you to have to deal with today but you can ignore those because you will be busy. You’ll end up having to do quite a bit of running around today spreading sunshine. Don't let the asscrackers rob you of joy.
Mantra: Delight.

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